Satyr-day Night

Satyr-day Night is Bane-tainted cologne produced by Siren Cosmetics.

Overview

The advertising personality for this line of men's cologne is a leering satyr who is always surrounded by fawning lingerie models. The commercials promise the user increased self-confidence and the cologne keeps this promise... after a fashion. The user becomes a sexual predator who desires to use, degrade, and discard women. If the user is not able to get them by means of seduction, he may do so through other means.

The effects of this product are subtle but cumulative over long periods of time. The product is not a huge seller because most men don't like it (it makes them "feel weird"), but Pangloss will keep it on the market as long as it continues to corrupt a small portion of the male population. If taken internally, its effects are multiplied tenfold. Those who use the cologne long enough will subconsciously desire to ingest it. Pangloss covers itself legally by printing "not intended for internal use" on every bottle. Kyrysma and Satyr-day Night have a synergistic effect on each other.

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