absitively posolutely

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• absitively posilutely

Spooneristic blend of absolutely and positively.

absitively posolutely (not comparable)

1. (humorous) Absolutely and positively; certainly; yes.
   • 1922, F[rancis] Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned, New York, N.Y.: Charles Scribner’s Sons, →OCLC, (please specify |book=1, 2, or 3):

     "She was absitively, posolutely nutty!"

   • 1988, Disney - Oliver and Company -

     "And once you got the beat, you can do anything. "I can?" "Absitively posolutely."

   • 1991, Jon Vitti, When Flanders Failed, season 3, episode 3, spoken by Ned Flanders (Harry Shearer):

     "Well, thanks." "Could you validate my parking?" "Absitively posolutely."

   • 2004, Disney - Springtime with Roo -

     "Ha ha! It's brilliant, inspired...absitively, posolutely electrified!"

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