front bumper

English

Etymology

From front + bumper.

Noun

front bumper (plural front bumpers)

  1. (slang, vulgar, usually in the plural) A woman's breast.
    While she leaned over the sputtering engine, searching for the problem, the other mechanics were instead riveted to her magnificent front bumpers, glistening with beads of sweat.
    • 2005, Mr. Skin, Mr Skin's Skincyclopedia: The A-to-Z Guide to Finding Your Favorite Actresses Naked[1], Macmillan, page 103:
      ...Rosalind Cash had a soft side as well. Her front bumpers were like rising bullets and the shapely cushions of her behind had a way of negating her adamantine attitude.
    • 2011, David Fiddimore, A Blind Man's War[2], Pan Macmillan, page 54:
      Every time she leaned forward her front bumpers surfaced like Moby Dick and his twin sister. If I had been the waiter I'd have hovered too.
    • 2018, Robert Holbrook, “The Raft Trip”, in Alaskan Trout People[3], Page Publishing Inc., page 113:
      It's just Slope Girl has that monster hand cannon 454 of hers. She loves her big gun. Be still my heart . . . and she looks so good with it resting on her front bumpers.

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