piss on someone's Cheerios
English
Verb
piss on someone's Cheerios (third-person singular simple present pisses on someone's Cheerios, present participle pissing on someone's Cheerios, simple past and past participle pissed on someone's Cheerios)
- Alternative form of piss in someone's Cheerios.
- 2009, Helen Benedict, “Coming Home”, in The Lonely Soldier: The Private War of Women Serving in Iraq, Boston, Mass.: Beacon Press, →ISBN, part 3 (After), page 200:
- Miriam Barton, the army sergeant from Oregon, described it more colorfully: “After I beaned this broad with a can of peas and tried to run somebody off the road, I was diagnosed with severe PTSD. It feels like God is pissing on your Cheerios.”
- 2010, Oasis [pseudonym], chapter 8, in Push Comes to Shove (Zane Presents), Largo, Md.: Strebor Books, published March 2011, →ISBN, page 100:
- I asked you not to piss on his Cheerios, Hector. It’ll take him a week to find a good mood. Now I can’t help you.
- 2013, Nancy Springer, chapter 3, in Drawn into Darkness, New York, N.Y.: New American Library, →ISBN, page 33:
- Justin, you gotta stay home from school today, boy. One look at your face, people will be asking who pissed on your Cheerios.
- 2018, Mark Tufo, Demon Wars (Lycan Fallout; 5)[1], [Swanville, Me.]: DevilDog Press, →ISBN:
- His mouth was closed in a grimace and he looked like I had personally pissed on his Cheerios while he was actively eating them.
- 2024, Mimi Francis, “Seth”, in Private Desires (Second Chances in Hollywood; 4), Sylva, N.C.: 4 Horsemen Publications, Inc., →ISBN:
- Why did she have to say his name like he’d pissed on her Cheerios?